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Today's Outlook on Global Warming Is...
Not Concerned (for better or for worse)
Hometown:
Under Your Feet
Your Location:
Everywhere
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Favorite non-profits fighting climate change:
They're all suckers
Why are they your favorites?
Because they're suckers.
About Me:
I am here to serve as a counterpoint to all of these yahoos running around on this site. Treehuggers trying to scare the bejeezus out of everyone - rambling on about the climate changing, and pollution choking the life out of everything.
Your Website:
http://www.OilBlob.com

More About Me

Well, I'm here to set the record straight. I've been around for a lot longer than most of you, so I've seen some things.

Every week, I will be answering your questions and comments - and generally pointing out the flaws in your so called logic - in my "Oil Bag".

Do you have a question for me? Shoot me an email at: oilblob@endoil.org; Or, fill out my contact form.

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS
Hockey: Edmonton Oilers Football: Houston Oilers (now extinct) note: I really dislike Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams for taking my beloved Houston Oilers out of the Space City.

FAVORITE MOVIE(S)
1. Armageddon - Where else can you find the "roughneck" lifestyle glorified? Tough guys... Willing to do anything to save the planet. 2. Syriana - Two reasons: 1. George Clooney dies 2. Shows how sweet real world business truly is.
3. Who Killed The Electric Car? - Really! Who did it? 'Cause I'd like to thank ya.

FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
  1. Relieving Myself (What can I say? I enjoy TexMex)
  2. Transporting Goods
  3. Taking a Dip in the Ocean - Exxon Valdez was a glorious first experience.

FAVORITE HOBBY
Playing poker with the boys - although you have to look our for some of their habits:
  • Rex: Boy has a nasty habit of looking at you with a Devil's Grin when he has you by the short and curlies. LOVES Texas Hold Em!
  • Dave (a.k.a. - "Pips"): What a goofy bastard...
  • Tony (Soprano's got nuthin' on this Tony): Tries too hard to be Bond in Casino Royale and intimidate you, Soprano Style.
  • And Jeroen: He swears he isn't Bill Gates' twin, but I'm not so sure. But man, he definitely knows the best "Coffee Houses" in Amsterdam... I still can't remember where I left my car last 4/20.
  • Sometimes, ol' Abi joins us. But his mug tends to bring the mood down a bit.
Most of their shenanigans are done in good fun though, and we seem to get a fair amount of "price setting" -- I mean business -- done.
Make Sure To Buy My Gear At My Online Store
Want to know more of my thoughts, musings, and favorite activities, check out my Oil Bag. And again, shoot me an email or fill out my contact form if you think differently. Either way, remember this:
"Black Gold is the Key to Our Livelihood." - Me; The Oil Blob

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Oil Blob

I'm in the Money!

Oil just went over $125 per barrel. Sing it with me - I'm in the money! I'm in the Money!

Can I get $130? Anyone for $130?

Posted on May 9, 2008 at 9:22am —

Oil Blob

Compost a Heap of Something

THE OIL BAG - WEEK 7

Thought I disappeared did ya? No, no-no, no, no, no... Haven't you noticed? I've been busy. Oil is trading at its highest price ever! topping $90 a barrel. Believe me, it's not easy getting the whole world to fear an oil shortage in order to drive the price up.

While I was working I received the following question:
Dear Oil Blob, While e
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Posted on October 30, 2007 at 3:00pm —

Oil Blob

Back in Black

THE OIL BAG - WEEK 6
To the Oil Blob, I've heard a saying recently, "Red, white and blue is the new green." I take it to mean that's it's patriotic, and in our long term interest, to become more green. Do you believe red, white and blue is the new green?
Sincerely,
- Josh K.,
Los Angeles, CA

Well Josh... in a word... NO. I always thought that a red, white and blue combination gave you a light purple color. Something a four year old girl would wear to churc… Continue

Posted on September 24, 2007 at 3:00pm —

Oil Blob

Be The Bear - Buy More, Buy Bigger, Buy Now

THE OIL BAG - WEEK 5

What Up Oil Snob, To try and minimize our impact on the planet, many people are beginning to push the mantra: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. How do you feel about this notion? Do you think that it will work?
I Hope you evaporate,
- Bill K.,
Bethesda, MD


Oh, here we go... REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE --… Continue

Posted on September 14, 2007 at 8:30am —

Oil Blob

Oil Helps Population Control

THE OIL BAG - WEEK 4
DOES OIL KILL PEOPLE?
Me? Kill people? Kittens, maybe...(with their freaky reflective eyes, independence, and knack for pooping in a box. Have any of you ever seen a cat poop? I don't think it actually happens). Okay, okay, okay... I do take care of the occasional radical treehugger... But this jabroni, I mean "Emailer of the Week", wants me to take a guess at the number of deaths I'm responsible for...

Dear Oil Blob, I
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Posted on August 31, 2007 at 9:00am —

 
 

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